First order of business, Amar'e Stoudemire doesn't want to play for Don Nelson or with Stephen Jackson and Corey Maggette, and doesn't want to be the center next to rising star Anthony Randolph or, more likely, the four shitwings Nellie will run out instead of him.
I think we're done here.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
warriorsworld.net still "encouraging" donations.
Ha. What a bunch of monkeys.
http://forums.warriorsworld.net/main/msgs/2426614.phtml
"Go the Fuck back to RealGM," the little darlings say!
There are a few online forums for Warriors fans out there. Apparently, warriorsworld.net, the one that solicits Warriors releases and interviews and is always after cheap press credentials as the team cuts professionals like Geoff Lepper out of the loop, is on a mission to bad mouth all the other sites. Sure, they're totally agenda free. Pay up! Oh yeah, this was also the forum that recently joined the ESPN TrueHoop circuit after a highly publicized, traffic-drawing "exposure" of one of the Warriors' PR Department's (Ray Ridder and Bob Fitzgerald, plus the towel boys and interns) many many handles in the online forums. Convenient, no? And then the pledge drive begins!
Since they'll probably delete their own idiotic longtime members' behavior at some point, here's the choice bit to take home in case you were considering visiting the "free" site from another free, moderated site to talk Warriors basketball with the uptight douche bag jack asses over there:
"The virus is you realgm bitches using this site without
supporting it."
Hilarious. They think they're at E-War!
In other news, Broussard and ESPN saying Amar'e talking about his future with the Suns and not on the move this Summer. We shall see. Thanks for the crack reporting in the meantime, Warriors ticket sales whorebag warriorsworld.net!!!!! (mini-plans only $[your dignity and self-respect]! On sale now!)
http://forums.warriorsworld.net/main/msgs/2426614.phtml
"Go the Fuck back to RealGM," the little darlings say!
There are a few online forums for Warriors fans out there. Apparently, warriorsworld.net, the one that solicits Warriors releases and interviews and is always after cheap press credentials as the team cuts professionals like Geoff Lepper out of the loop, is on a mission to bad mouth all the other sites. Sure, they're totally agenda free. Pay up! Oh yeah, this was also the forum that recently joined the ESPN TrueHoop circuit after a highly publicized, traffic-drawing "exposure" of one of the Warriors' PR Department's (Ray Ridder and Bob Fitzgerald, plus the towel boys and interns) many many handles in the online forums. Convenient, no? And then the pledge drive begins!
Since they'll probably delete their own idiotic longtime members' behavior at some point, here's the choice bit to take home in case you were considering visiting the "free" site from another free, moderated site to talk Warriors basketball with the uptight douche bag jack asses over there:
"The virus is you realgm bitches using this site without
supporting it."
Hilarious. They think they're at E-War!
In other news, Broussard and ESPN saying Amar'e talking about his future with the Suns and not on the move this Summer. We shall see. Thanks for the crack reporting in the meantime, Warriors ticket sales whorebag warriorsworld.net!!!!! (mini-plans only $[your dignity and self-respect]! On sale now!)
Monday, June 29, 2009
Fist Bump: Star-Fucking, Revisiting Robert Rowell Salary Protection & the Annual Failed Offseason Kickoff Party!
Rowell-in-the-middle with the Epic draft day fist bump to make sure the world knows, "We meant to do that."
http://www.nba.com/video/channels/draft/2009/06/26/nba_090625_war_room1.nba/
Yeah, this guy's totally not a douche bag loser.
Meanwhile, as the owner of the team's new ESPN-supported PR mouthpiece, warriorsworld.net, goes postal in all the other forums, scolding and trolling and fatting, all the while posting he and his monkey Sheed's brilliant reporting on the Amar'e trade that isn't happening like good little team foot soldiers, we take this time to announce and illustrate the inevitable...
The Warriors interns and PR management spent the year saying they won't trade Andris Biedrins and Anthony Randolph while hyping up Ronny Turiaf's hair at starting center. Then we get the already-botched Amar'e Stoudemire bullshit. Two terrible management teams working together can only lead to greatness. The inconsequential ass holes picking sides in that kitten death match have their issues, but Don Nelson hasn't pulled the wool over anyone's eyes since Tractor Traylor weighted under 300 lbs. Get over it. We're fucked and you who have carried Nellie's fat senile jock strap through all of this bullshit (suddenly a VERY quiet bunch as I'm 100% right about everything yet again) L-O-S-T. He's a completely vindictive, manipulative, egotistical, money-grubbing, youth-killing disaster, as predicted via historical analysis.
So, long story short, no deal.
Here's the worst of it: The Warriors are fucking desperate for a big fat useless name like this because ticket sales might tank otherwise. Hence Nellie scrambles to hype Stephen Curry and the team rushes Monta to KNBR to keep the odd purchase coming in until his trade demand is met. Gilbert Arenas and Elton Brand were probably never close to Warriors last offseason but the Warriors sure did publicize those offers after Baron ditched them.
Rowell has nothing to offer a fanbase besides this gimmicky shit, and neither does Nellie. Never mind Cohan at this point. He's silent, he's clueless, he issues the cash directive, period. Rowell will outlive Nellie and is already setting him up for the fall, too.
Fist bump.
Holy fucking shit we're screwed with that weasel running amok.
But the briefest review:
Kevin Garnett two years ago? Sure. That was a reality with our penny-pinching ghost owner. And the Richardson salary dump sure was great. Never used the TPE to improve the team (there's that luxury tax handout threat again!) and Fatboy Nelson can't eff with Brandan Wright enough. We wanted Al Thornton, huh? Whoop-dee-freaking-doo. Would we not have Jackson and Maggette then? Yeah, right. Such unbelievable win-now-but-not-really BS. Cohan IS cheap, but on a level that somehow hemorrhages cash at a rate perfectly calibrated to impede meaningful talent acquisition while avoiding consistent winning performance with a bunch of shitwing chuckers and gimmicks that only move the needle for Ray Ridder and the PR Department..
On some level, who cares? We made the right call if Garnett is as fucked up as he seems to be. Those are oooooooollllllldddddddd legs. Richardson is overpaid and Wright is good (he was great when he played last year and Nelson is now clearly screwing with everyone's head with no apparent rational intent), and the team probably wasn't landing a ring-winner with a mere $10 million. So there's the point: Danny Ainge was a fucking idiot and continues to be, Doc Rivers was a jackass coach and continues to be. They were both about to get canned- they deserved to be, anyway- and took the plunge with their pal McHale, now shoveling snow in the Minnesota Summer. It worked for a year. Now they're selling Ray Allen's expiring deal, publicly demolishing a great young point guard, and gearing up to be Paul Pierce and scrubs all over again. Brilliant long term planning.
Let's emulate.
But of course, those incompetent boobs can pay the luxury tax any time they want. The Warriors don't do that. Won't ever do that. So following the Boston plan is about the last thing this Warriors team would actually do. No no, we're not getting legit HOF stars to win rings with. We shop at Wal-Mart (not that there's anything wrong with that). Jackson and Maggette: look at those pretty numbers! Efficiency! Raw scoring! Technical fouls! Pissed off teammates!
They suck ass.
Here's a trip down Salary Protection memory lane with departed Warriors Beater Janny Hu. Oh, Rowell:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/warriors/detail?entry_id=31399
Classic, CLASSIC shit.
Oh yeah, on the Amar'e lies:
Amar'e leaves two years of guaranteed cash on the table if he rushes into an extension now. Now maybe he's not ready to play this year and wants to lock in his cash, so he thinks getting the extra 4 years now is crucial (Garnett. Gilbert. Brand. Baron. Etc.) In that case, all you fucking idiots who want to buy an Amar'e jersey for your fantasy basketball draft party:
Just shut the fuck up.
This is stupid.
He misses out on $40 million if he takes an extension now or he's planing for early retirement.
He's either a rental or a complete fucking waste of time.
Come on now. You do this shit every year. Time to grow up.
Fist bump.
http://www.nba.com/video/channels/draft/2009/06/26/nba_090625_war_room1.nba/
Yeah, this guy's totally not a douche bag loser.
Meanwhile, as the owner of the team's new ESPN-supported PR mouthpiece, warriorsworld.net, goes postal in all the other forums, scolding and trolling and fatting, all the while posting he and his monkey Sheed's brilliant reporting on the Amar'e trade that isn't happening like good little team foot soldiers, we take this time to announce and illustrate the inevitable...
The Warriors interns and PR management spent the year saying they won't trade Andris Biedrins and Anthony Randolph while hyping up Ronny Turiaf's hair at starting center. Then we get the already-botched Amar'e Stoudemire bullshit. Two terrible management teams working together can only lead to greatness. The inconsequential ass holes picking sides in that kitten death match have their issues, but Don Nelson hasn't pulled the wool over anyone's eyes since Tractor Traylor weighted under 300 lbs. Get over it. We're fucked and you who have carried Nellie's fat senile jock strap through all of this bullshit (suddenly a VERY quiet bunch as I'm 100% right about everything yet again) L-O-S-T. He's a completely vindictive, manipulative, egotistical, money-grubbing, youth-killing disaster, as predicted via historical analysis.
So, long story short, no deal.
Here's the worst of it: The Warriors are fucking desperate for a big fat useless name like this because ticket sales might tank otherwise. Hence Nellie scrambles to hype Stephen Curry and the team rushes Monta to KNBR to keep the odd purchase coming in until his trade demand is met. Gilbert Arenas and Elton Brand were probably never close to Warriors last offseason but the Warriors sure did publicize those offers after Baron ditched them.
Rowell has nothing to offer a fanbase besides this gimmicky shit, and neither does Nellie. Never mind Cohan at this point. He's silent, he's clueless, he issues the cash directive, period. Rowell will outlive Nellie and is already setting him up for the fall, too.
Fist bump.
Holy fucking shit we're screwed with that weasel running amok.
But the briefest review:
Kevin Garnett two years ago? Sure. That was a reality with our penny-pinching ghost owner. And the Richardson salary dump sure was great. Never used the TPE to improve the team (there's that luxury tax handout threat again!) and Fatboy Nelson can't eff with Brandan Wright enough. We wanted Al Thornton, huh? Whoop-dee-freaking-doo. Would we not have Jackson and Maggette then? Yeah, right. Such unbelievable win-now-but-not-really BS. Cohan IS cheap, but on a level that somehow hemorrhages cash at a rate perfectly calibrated to impede meaningful talent acquisition while avoiding consistent winning performance with a bunch of shitwing chuckers and gimmicks that only move the needle for Ray Ridder and the PR Department..
On some level, who cares? We made the right call if Garnett is as fucked up as he seems to be. Those are oooooooollllllldddddddd legs. Richardson is overpaid and Wright is good (he was great when he played last year and Nelson is now clearly screwing with everyone's head with no apparent rational intent), and the team probably wasn't landing a ring-winner with a mere $10 million. So there's the point: Danny Ainge was a fucking idiot and continues to be, Doc Rivers was a jackass coach and continues to be. They were both about to get canned- they deserved to be, anyway- and took the plunge with their pal McHale, now shoveling snow in the Minnesota Summer. It worked for a year. Now they're selling Ray Allen's expiring deal, publicly demolishing a great young point guard, and gearing up to be Paul Pierce and scrubs all over again. Brilliant long term planning.
Let's emulate.
But of course, those incompetent boobs can pay the luxury tax any time they want. The Warriors don't do that. Won't ever do that. So following the Boston plan is about the last thing this Warriors team would actually do. No no, we're not getting legit HOF stars to win rings with. We shop at Wal-Mart (not that there's anything wrong with that). Jackson and Maggette: look at those pretty numbers! Efficiency! Raw scoring! Technical fouls! Pissed off teammates!
They suck ass.
Here's a trip down Salary Protection memory lane with departed Warriors Beater Janny Hu. Oh, Rowell:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/warriors/detail?entry_id=31399
Classic, CLASSIC shit.
Oh yeah, on the Amar'e lies:
Amar'e leaves two years of guaranteed cash on the table if he rushes into an extension now. Now maybe he's not ready to play this year and wants to lock in his cash, so he thinks getting the extra 4 years now is crucial (Garnett. Gilbert. Brand. Baron. Etc.) In that case, all you fucking idiots who want to buy an Amar'e jersey for your fantasy basketball draft party:
Just shut the fuck up.
This is stupid.
He misses out on $40 million if he takes an extension now or he's planing for early retirement.
He's either a rental or a complete fucking waste of time.
Come on now. You do this shit every year. Time to grow up.
Fist bump.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
PR Release: Drafty Bits & Nellie = Bonds
Well, I knocked off some brilliant bullshit for the day job and will soon grade you or your children's disastrous final exams, then I'm hitting the road for about three weeks to forget all that has passed in the past months of Warriors Dysfunction. You should take a break from the Warriors Ennui, too, as it's only a matter of time before the press packs and Bob Shitzgerald/TC Firehouse/Flunkster Dude/Twinkie Defense spins and sales pitches assault your all-too-wised-up ears and faces once we've fucked up the draft and mortgaged the future on a rental who won't make a difference. Fitz is instructing KNBR employees to hang up on anyone who wants to talk about the Warriors dysfunction. Only Terrence Williams draft talk allowed, but not last week.
Oh yeah, T.Will's dream come true: get drafted by the suckers at 7 so the money's tight, then get traded to Detroit so the play is decent. Can't imagine Joe Dumars is interested in a shitwing super athlete with rocks for brains, but whatever. A boy can dream. The Warriors: Making Dreams Come True (partially, but putting all faith in a lottery pick shitwing as prelude to final catastrophic blowup and disintegration).
Beware a slight change in tone from the usual plants now that the team has staged a public forum traffic draw/PR "outing." They're hoping to maintain a few of their still-unteam-ID'd, LOOOOOOOOONG standing online handles to pepper the unwitting with sunshine and bullshit. But you can sense these actual live human beings are sort of seeing the writing on the wall and have lost a bit of their will to go on as company shills and hitmen. One in particular I know personally has undergone a severe identity crisis of late, online at least, so we'll see if he can muster an effective renaissance of online planty PR work for the upcoming season.
I have faith. He's a professional.
Nellie, please win 24 games in a row to start this season and then go away forever. These people need a challenge and that script is already written. So just get it over with, Mr. Bonds.
Thank you very much.
My running plan on fixing the Warriors, dating back centuries, is to ship irrelevant blend player shitwings locked in for 5 years or so and just play the fucking youth and shut the fuck up you old drunk bastard and you creepy little anal retentive weasel and thank you very much. But some Warriors fans are so emotionally shattered and so relevancy-deprived, they're still stuck pitching super trades and hyping a known fat lazy pain in the ass underachiever as our best bet to rise again (pick one, Nellie or Baron), and they can't even begin to imagine a world in which role players are role players, lottery picks are developed (or developABLE), coaches attend practices (and even use charts now and then), and other teams sometimes don't score on a possession.
Hence, the quick fix, the counter-intuitive spin, the repressive self-loathing, the apologist deferrals, and the community infighting.
It's taken a full year for the fan community to understand just what they've done with Stephen Jackson. Folks are talking like they knew all along it was a stupid extension and that Jackson's arc says he gets paid then puts up empty, meaningless raw, low percentage numbers as a me-first chucker on a shitty team, then loses fan support, then gets ditched, then loses more fan support, then just starts punching fans in the face to cut out the middle man once they've already paid to witness the suck and chuck. It's science. And history. And math and shit. But no one can acknowledge that, indeed, I was the first one harping on how shitty this would get. Mostly because everyone was still confused about my decree of certainty on the Jackson for Eric Snow's corpse and a draft pick trade that never happened, much like the Tayshaun Prince acquisition for an as-yet un-extended Craptain Jack fell through due to the pending extension. MTII did report this, though, so there's a chance the team made it all up. I don't get it, if so. Why let us in on the secret that no one wants Jackson for more than an expiring contract and no one will give up value for him under any other circumstances?
Whatever, it's all been subsumed under the passive aggressive online pissing contests we're all accustomed to in Warriorland.
Poster Wars 09 has been EPIC. Better than my wildest dreams, and of course I am now the target of blame since none of most of you can even make sense of your own emotional reactions to the world any more. Really, this was the only natural outcome as the team finally and irrevocably let its fanbase down.
Paul Wong, creator of We Believe!, had a few articles and such run about how he gave up his season tickets and had his We Believe! signs ripped off or something- only Chris Mullin and a ticket rep were nice to him:
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_12454892?source=most_emailed
Now the team is using reliable PR mouthpieces to smear him instead of, you know, suing him or something if he was actually in the wrong (the Cohan playbook, according to all info you can find on the Ghost of Warriors Past). Their public image is so fucked, they're lashing out at their own fucking fans. It's ridiculous. The FANS are now the TARGET of OFFICIAL team media efforts and, to make matters worse, Gary Radnich holds up Tony Larussa vs. Twitter as a case study and scolds the bloggerspehre on air like he's trying to keep up with the Old Fat Drunk Mailer-Inner Drama Queen Depressive.
What the fuck?
http://www.ibabuzz.com/warriors/2009/06/05/superfan-wong-missed-his-chance/
Marcus was the only shill they could get to run this crap since they already used up Rusty Simmons' weekly print allowance on some titanic piece of bullshit fluff job on Larry "Vancouver Trainwreck" Riley's new gig and "responsibilities" (paid Scotch consultant).
Whatever, it's all too stupid to care about anymore.
What this fanbase needs is a Dr. Phil mass psychologist or something. Only one who's not a moronic douche bag Republican hack. We have one of those already. Possibly two. They've lost their mojo now that Ray Ray, Shitzgerald, and Rowell have been outed as first soliciting smear campaigns against Mullin and now just trying to do it themselves in online fan forums. Oh, and Marcus Thompson is now carrying the "correction" PR releases instead of Golden State of Mind. Be sure to update your links accordingly. In other news, Janny Hu gets to cover a legitimate beat, we assume here at [Libelous Slander]. Rusty Simmons will take over team ball-polishing duties.
Look sports fans and whiny little bitches, I may not be a sweetheart confidence-builder mommy type, but I get the effing job done and everybody knows it. Going on 3 long years now of prepping a casual fanbase for the let down. No thanks needed, it's what I do. I have a responsibility that is deeper than you can possibly fathom. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't like to talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hGvQtumNAY
Etc., etc., self-aggrandizing ridiculous overstatement of a bit part in the latest silly little interlude in Great Timey Outy fluff and fodder, team firmly entrenched as not only worst-managed but now most petty, irrationally vindictive, and obstinately committed to failure of ALL NBA franchises.
No contest when the info is all stacked up in one place.
Anyway, fuck the draft. It won't change anything.
Take a break. You deserve it.
July 1st seems like D-Day to me.
Oh yeah, T.Will's dream come true: get drafted by the suckers at 7 so the money's tight, then get traded to Detroit so the play is decent. Can't imagine Joe Dumars is interested in a shitwing super athlete with rocks for brains, but whatever. A boy can dream. The Warriors: Making Dreams Come True (partially, but putting all faith in a lottery pick shitwing as prelude to final catastrophic blowup and disintegration).
Beware a slight change in tone from the usual plants now that the team has staged a public forum traffic draw/PR "outing." They're hoping to maintain a few of their still-unteam-ID'd, LOOOOOOOOONG standing online handles to pepper the unwitting with sunshine and bullshit. But you can sense these actual live human beings are sort of seeing the writing on the wall and have lost a bit of their will to go on as company shills and hitmen. One in particular I know personally has undergone a severe identity crisis of late, online at least, so we'll see if he can muster an effective renaissance of online planty PR work for the upcoming season.
I have faith. He's a professional.
Nellie, please win 24 games in a row to start this season and then go away forever. These people need a challenge and that script is already written. So just get it over with, Mr. Bonds.
Thank you very much.
My running plan on fixing the Warriors, dating back centuries, is to ship irrelevant blend player shitwings locked in for 5 years or so and just play the fucking youth and shut the fuck up you old drunk bastard and you creepy little anal retentive weasel and thank you very much. But some Warriors fans are so emotionally shattered and so relevancy-deprived, they're still stuck pitching super trades and hyping a known fat lazy pain in the ass underachiever as our best bet to rise again (pick one, Nellie or Baron), and they can't even begin to imagine a world in which role players are role players, lottery picks are developed (or developABLE), coaches attend practices (and even use charts now and then), and other teams sometimes don't score on a possession.
Hence, the quick fix, the counter-intuitive spin, the repressive self-loathing, the apologist deferrals, and the community infighting.
It's taken a full year for the fan community to understand just what they've done with Stephen Jackson. Folks are talking like they knew all along it was a stupid extension and that Jackson's arc says he gets paid then puts up empty, meaningless raw, low percentage numbers as a me-first chucker on a shitty team, then loses fan support, then gets ditched, then loses more fan support, then just starts punching fans in the face to cut out the middle man once they've already paid to witness the suck and chuck. It's science. And history. And math and shit. But no one can acknowledge that, indeed, I was the first one harping on how shitty this would get. Mostly because everyone was still confused about my decree of certainty on the Jackson for Eric Snow's corpse and a draft pick trade that never happened, much like the Tayshaun Prince acquisition for an as-yet un-extended Craptain Jack fell through due to the pending extension. MTII did report this, though, so there's a chance the team made it all up. I don't get it, if so. Why let us in on the secret that no one wants Jackson for more than an expiring contract and no one will give up value for him under any other circumstances?
Whatever, it's all been subsumed under the passive aggressive online pissing contests we're all accustomed to in Warriorland.
Poster Wars 09 has been EPIC. Better than my wildest dreams, and of course I am now the target of blame since none of most of you can even make sense of your own emotional reactions to the world any more. Really, this was the only natural outcome as the team finally and irrevocably let its fanbase down.
Paul Wong, creator of We Believe!, had a few articles and such run about how he gave up his season tickets and had his We Believe! signs ripped off or something- only Chris Mullin and a ticket rep were nice to him:
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_12454892?source=most_emailed
Now the team is using reliable PR mouthpieces to smear him instead of, you know, suing him or something if he was actually in the wrong (the Cohan playbook, according to all info you can find on the Ghost of Warriors Past). Their public image is so fucked, they're lashing out at their own fucking fans. It's ridiculous. The FANS are now the TARGET of OFFICIAL team media efforts and, to make matters worse, Gary Radnich holds up Tony Larussa vs. Twitter as a case study and scolds the bloggerspehre on air like he's trying to keep up with the Old Fat Drunk Mailer-Inner Drama Queen Depressive.
What the fuck?
http://www.ibabuzz.com/warriors/2009/06/05/superfan-wong-missed-his-chance/
Marcus was the only shill they could get to run this crap since they already used up Rusty Simmons' weekly print allowance on some titanic piece of bullshit fluff job on Larry "Vancouver Trainwreck" Riley's new gig and "responsibilities" (paid Scotch consultant).
Whatever, it's all too stupid to care about anymore.
What this fanbase needs is a Dr. Phil mass psychologist or something. Only one who's not a moronic douche bag Republican hack. We have one of those already. Possibly two. They've lost their mojo now that Ray Ray, Shitzgerald, and Rowell have been outed as first soliciting smear campaigns against Mullin and now just trying to do it themselves in online fan forums. Oh, and Marcus Thompson is now carrying the "correction" PR releases instead of Golden State of Mind. Be sure to update your links accordingly. In other news, Janny Hu gets to cover a legitimate beat, we assume here at [Libelous Slander]. Rusty Simmons will take over team ball-polishing duties.
Look sports fans and whiny little bitches, I may not be a sweetheart confidence-builder mommy type, but I get the effing job done and everybody knows it. Going on 3 long years now of prepping a casual fanbase for the let down. No thanks needed, it's what I do. I have a responsibility that is deeper than you can possibly fathom. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't like to talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hGvQtumNAY
Etc., etc., self-aggrandizing ridiculous overstatement of a bit part in the latest silly little interlude in Great Timey Outy fluff and fodder, team firmly entrenched as not only worst-managed but now most petty, irrationally vindictive, and obstinately committed to failure of ALL NBA franchises.
No contest when the info is all stacked up in one place.
Anyway, fuck the draft. It won't change anything.
Take a break. You deserve it.
July 1st seems like D-Day to me.
Monday, June 1, 2009
warriorsworld.net intimidates posters if they don't donate to the site?
Because they're "gangster."
(one of the mods actually said this as he spammed with his little delete button).
Or WHATEVER their significant issues are all of a sudden as they get loads of attention from folks interested in the Warriors. Could even be as silly as a mod being upset I didn't lavish praise all over his email interview with Ray Ratto (Hi Ray).
And by gangster, I mean:
In bed with the team on all of this recent Warriors PR stuff?
Could be.
The recent attempt to single out a handful of posts from the Warriors HQ (there are FAR more than the ones released) seems curiously designed to draw traffic to the site. Now they're making a lot of noise about site donations.
And then, SUDDENLY, talk of no more donations! Contrived talk about how the money's no big deal! No rules! Freedom and community! Yeah, right. They're as reactionary, power-abusive, and useless as the Warriors' management. Their information changes at the drop of a hat, as soon as it's time to get on defense again, and then they're self-righteously policing folks who don't pay and suspect what a few of the remaining plant handles are? This has been a staged damage control release of just a few planted handles, it seems to me. It's like a managed forest fire. And now it looks like they're backpedalling on their cash drive as a few folks call them out on it.
Textbook stuff. Seems a lot like the team's behavior, frankly.
They turned to insults and distractions as soon as the heat was on.
I got myself banned tonight, sort of on purpose I guess, after a day of them trying to get under my skin and bully me into donating to the site. They backed off once I started letting them know that was my interpretation of their actions. But then the Site owner came on and called me a douche, I called him one back, he lost his shit. Easy. Seen it all happen before. Pay up or get deleted, apparently, unless you're very, very "special." ;-)
Next up: better press credentials for ww.net.
You don't have to thank me.
*UPDATE: Brace yourselves for Kawakami-blog-level spamming and idiocy from them now. They're out and not happy about it. And yes, they deleted posts for no reason besides their apparent cash lust and the general, appropriate thoughts I was posting today about them, KNBR, and the Warriors.
**UPDATE: Apparently, I "planned the whole thing" over at ww.net today. Yup. Conspiracy. I orchestrated all of their insanity and defensive scrambling. All me. What more can we say about all of this? It's just too weird. I really need a vacation.
(one of the mods actually said this as he spammed with his little delete button).
Or WHATEVER their significant issues are all of a sudden as they get loads of attention from folks interested in the Warriors. Could even be as silly as a mod being upset I didn't lavish praise all over his email interview with Ray Ratto (Hi Ray).
And by gangster, I mean:
In bed with the team on all of this recent Warriors PR stuff?
Could be.
The recent attempt to single out a handful of posts from the Warriors HQ (there are FAR more than the ones released) seems curiously designed to draw traffic to the site. Now they're making a lot of noise about site donations.
And then, SUDDENLY, talk of no more donations! Contrived talk about how the money's no big deal! No rules! Freedom and community! Yeah, right. They're as reactionary, power-abusive, and useless as the Warriors' management. Their information changes at the drop of a hat, as soon as it's time to get on defense again, and then they're self-righteously policing folks who don't pay and suspect what a few of the remaining plant handles are? This has been a staged damage control release of just a few planted handles, it seems to me. It's like a managed forest fire. And now it looks like they're backpedalling on their cash drive as a few folks call them out on it.
Textbook stuff. Seems a lot like the team's behavior, frankly.
They turned to insults and distractions as soon as the heat was on.
I got myself banned tonight, sort of on purpose I guess, after a day of them trying to get under my skin and bully me into donating to the site. They backed off once I started letting them know that was my interpretation of their actions. But then the Site owner came on and called me a douche, I called him one back, he lost his shit. Easy. Seen it all happen before. Pay up or get deleted, apparently, unless you're very, very "special." ;-)
Next up: better press credentials for ww.net.
You don't have to thank me.
*UPDATE: Brace yourselves for Kawakami-blog-level spamming and idiocy from them now. They're out and not happy about it. And yes, they deleted posts for no reason besides their apparent cash lust and the general, appropriate thoughts I was posting today about them, KNBR, and the Warriors.
**UPDATE: Apparently, I "planned the whole thing" over at ww.net today. Yup. Conspiracy. I orchestrated all of their insanity and defensive scrambling. All me. What more can we say about all of this? It's just too weird. I really need a vacation.
Now and then, warriorsworld.net goes company line
and starts deleting posts willy-nilly.
Or at least, they don't tell me why.
Best guess:
They're "teaching me a lesson" after I OT'd and deleted a few of my OWN posts recently, pissing off a whiny little PR Plant fucker to no end.
OR, they're demanding site donations because I include my blog site name in my signature. But when they unleash snotty old timer posters to strong arm me into donating? Uh huh. Business as usual.
Have a nice day!
Be advised. If you're right too often, they'll censure you so others feel included and relevant.
It's still a Great Time Out!
Oh yeah and more PR plants performatively knocking down blogging while pimping rival radio sations: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/lieberman/detail?blogid=70&entry_id=40931
Or at least, they don't tell me why.
Best guess:
They're "teaching me a lesson" after I OT'd and deleted a few of my OWN posts recently, pissing off a whiny little PR Plant fucker to no end.
OR, they're demanding site donations because I include my blog site name in my signature. But when they unleash snotty old timer posters to strong arm me into donating? Uh huh. Business as usual.
Have a nice day!
Be advised. If you're right too often, they'll censure you so others feel included and relevant.
It's still a Great Time Out!
Oh yeah and more PR plants performatively knocking down blogging while pimping rival radio sations: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/lieberman/detail?blogid=70&entry_id=40931
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Paul Wong, originator and funder of We Believe!, wears his heart on his sleeve:
This guy shelled out his own dough to build the best fan unity we've had in the Cohan Era. Read about how Robert Rowell managed to turn that into just another disgusting fucked up fan screw job. Wow. Amazing stuff:
http://www.warriorsworld.net/news/latest/paul-we-believe-wongs-letter-to-robert-rowell.html
http://www.warriorsworld.net/news/latest/paul-we-believe-wongs-letter-to-robert-rowell.html
Saturday, May 30, 2009
5 months ago, I nailed it:
http://chriscohansucks.blogspot.com/2009/01/tank-yer-mom.html
http://chriscohansucks.blogspot.com/2009/01/randolph-webber.html
http://chriscohansucks.blogspot.com/2009/01/wrights-disappeared-playing-time.html
New post up in the coming days.
Pre-draft/post-Incident(s) extravaganza of CC Brilliance.
http://chriscohansucks.blogspot.com/2009/01/randolph-webber.html
http://chriscohansucks.blogspot.com/2009/01/wrights-disappeared-playing-time.html
New post up in the coming days.
Pre-draft/post-Incident(s) extravaganza of CC Brilliance.
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