Monday, April 13, 2009

Rowell vs. Reality update

Turns out Rowell was so not against the Jason Richardson trade, he had to have his PR goon call up the Club 200 suckers personally to CORRECT A FUCKING BLOG POST and to reiterate that the move was the right cash dump for the team's needs at the time it was made and now moving Wright for nothing or just cutting him outright is the next best cash dump for the team.

Or Rowell hated the move but wants to be sure no one thought he didn't have 100% authority when the deal was made. He totally approved that fucker. Awesome trade. Lottery picks are where we make our money. Who's Kevin Garnett? I approved that trade that was not for Kevin Garnett but Chris Mullin is incompetent for making that trade and for not getting Kevin Garnett.

I pull the strings.
I don't read the blogs because of the lies I read there.
And I call up bloggers to tell them what to write.

Robert Rowell:

Don't worry dude. We understand you P-E-R-F-E-C-T-L-Y.


Holy fucking shit.

3 comments:

Nuck Chorris said...

Hey Cohan,

I have something for you. Shoot me an e-mail at jcreager1@ucsc.edu . Nothing new, but you may appreciate it.

Something tells me that damage control will be the modus operandi for a while. Especially with the impending trades this off season.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the circus trades we get this summer. Effing piece of shit franchise.

-Blackgsd

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